What the???I have a blog?

Is it possible that you are so lame that you completely forget you even have a blog? Answer, Yes, and I can prove it. I went to blogger and thought to start one up and I didn't have to do much! So, Here is the "Best Of" The last few years, courtesy of my facebook posts. 2/8/2013 Me:What do ya'll want for dinner. Caleb: don't worry, I already ate. I microwaved some salmon. My dad will be so proud. ****** Literally the last 6 sentences I have spoken: (Ava has slowly undressed and is totally naked laying on the beanbag chair) Ava, why are you naked? 2 min; Ava, get your hands out of your bum! 3 min, AVA, GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF THE BUM! Gross, Ava, get your hands out of your mouth! (I spot panties and throw them at her) Here, Ava, put your panties on. 5 min, Ava get your hands OUT OF YOUR BUM! Oh, well then get your PANTIES out of your bum, and put them on. This is why stay at home moms go crazy! 2/5/13 5 pm...finally finished cleaning up the messes from yesterday, only to find they resourcefully took this time of my inattention to use an entire box of Mr sketch markers, their stuffed animals, and anything that can stand still as a medium to display their creativity and artistic talent in the girl's room. Not to worry, they attempted to clean it all up by pouring cups of "pee water" (aka unflushed toilet water) all over it. Thank goodness for cellphones and husbands who can talk you out of a nervous breakdown.... I love my.children, I love my children. 2/4/13 Sometimes I think that my little guy is purposely trying to drive me insane: Rotary cutter trough the fabric that I painstakingly measured and cut last night for a table cloth, big cut in thumb with same rotary cutter, jumping on sisters, taking down my decorative candle and hacking it to pieces with a steak knife, breaking the DVD player, carving lines into the doorframe of the hall closet. All in the course of 2 hours. i need to go to bed 1/27/13 This is cute. Ava calls Mount Rainier "Mountain Reindeer". No one can bear to tell her she's saying it wrong because we don't want her to stop. So, just like Landa Park became "Land of Park", Mount Rainier is now "Mountain Reindeer". She was looking for Rudolph there yesterday, but Lydias red nose was the.closest we got. Wow, what a day! Started with a hike through the trees and along the beach. Ended with sledding and driving through snowflakes the size of quarters on Mount Rainier. Then I came home and potted some primroses and hyacinths. Too bad my kids drive me crazy in the car. Well, that was boring for me, so never mind. If you want a good story, check facebook, I have about a thousand.