McDonalds Mishap

I swear, I couldn't make some of this stuff up. I have a cool diaper holder. It's sort of a pouch that holds a portable wipes container with elastic loops on the other side to hold diapers....called a dwipee. So I was at McDonalds yesterday, changing sweet Lydia's Diaper. It was an oddly placed diaper table, close in proximity to the toilet. Just as I got her diaper off, she got excited as usual and started kicking away....she kicked my cool dwipee right into the Mcdonalds yucky toilet! I had to move FAST to grab it before all my diapers got soaked. I was able to salvage one diaper and carried that pee soaked dwipee by two fingers back to the car. If I had a tail, it definitely would have been between my legs. If there was music playing, it would have definitely been Charlie Brown's moping theme (the one they used on Arrested Development.) Does this sort of stuff only happen to me?